FAO Moony

[ttfn]

Good morning, the coast is clear once more. I have some branches down, the drain is blocked and I think my whistle needs a new washer - the pee is blocked? When can you fit me in please?

I will leave the key in the usual place but please ensure my neighbours are not subjected again to your string vest and braces - one has standards to maintain.

[seekeerz]

ttfn ...you flirt, you should be ashamed of yourself !!!

[ttfn]

:) 'Tis no more than he deserves or has asked for, steff! x

[seekeerz]

and that's why he's lying low this morning ?? :) xx

[moonraker558]

Mornin' me ole strumpet, I will pop down when I have finished applying this hemorrhoid cream only now my OH is away I have to do it myself by backing up to the mirror to see what I am doing, and when you are standing on a chair that's not easy I can tell you. Anyway you can apply some for me tonight when you get home from work if you like coz I know you worry about me. Oh! and you don't have to worry about the neighbours today if the sun comes out I will slip into my mankini to top up my tan and they will only see me when I am up your ladder. Downed branches? no problem. Blocked drain? Easy. New washer in your whistle? I got one in me pocket somewhere. Now for the hard one Blocked pee, hmmm, I think you may need to see a urologist but failing that I will bring my sink plunger, large one I think. See you when you come home babe.

[ttfn]

Hello my little bumpkin. Aww - haemorrhoids? I wish you better luck than when you had that boil on your btm. It took no end of elbow grease to get the elastoplast off the mirror. I have the vets gloves to hand, as it were. You will really appreciate the gentle touch I can show in times of need, my dear. (My need - not yours.) Still, there is always a silver lining, at least I know you will not be taking long tiffin breaks if you cannot sit down comfortably. Mind how you drive down here - there may be some standing water around and I would hate for your tractor to go off the road. Bournemouth welcomes careful drivers ♥