Senior Moments

[smurfchops]

Well today I started pouring my cranberry juice into the bran instead of a glass. But yesterday was a winner. I showed the bus driver my NatWest credit card instead of my bus pass, then went to sit down, he held up all the bus and called me back, how embarrassing. Sometimes I put a pair of specs on top of a pair I am already wearing. What are your Senior Moments ?

[mazzywoo]

We keep a bottle of grapefruit squash beside the kitchen sink and one day I poured it in the bowl instead of wash-up liquid. Oh well, the plates smelt nice :)

[jd_here]

Sorry, I've forgotten!

[mike11111]

I rang the doctor's yesterday to order a repeat prescription and couldn't understand why my phone had gone dead. I was using the TV remote.

[emmie]

who hasn't picked up the hairspray, well some ladies do, and spray the flies, and almost used the flyspray to keep one's hair in place. Inattention, and an ability to try and do more jobs at one time, than need be.

[mike11111]

Not as daft as it sounds. I find hairspray much more effective when dealing with flies - it gums up their wings so you can eventually pick them up and dispose of them at leisure. I buy a can for that sole purpose, though I do get some funny looks from the checkout girls!

[emmie]

Mike i bet, though it could be for the missus, if there is one, and if there isn;t, they wouldn't know that.

[Ratty2E]

I've managed to spray my hair with deodorant, realised my mistake called myself a dozy moo then promptly did it again and I was in my 20's

[craft1948]

I lost the dog and went all over the village looking for him.............I'd locked him in the garage by mistake.

[emmie]

I have a good one, but thank heavens it wasn't me, a friend dropped me off at the coach station, i got to my seat, then we said our goodbyes, he got off the coach. Ten minutes later, he got back on, and asked me where he'd parked the car, as he couldn't find it. The laughter from the passengers made me curl up.

[seadogg]

Balm in Gilead! It makes the rest of us feel we are not alone. It doesn't matter how nutty you get 'cos nobody notices us old grizzlies anymore.

[islasmum]

I had bought some petrol in Tesca's yesterday, and paid with my debit card, and then tried to give the woman my Nectar card for the points - I stood there waiting, at the front of the queue, and she stood there looking at it for a good 30 seconds! and then she asked "Have you got a Tesco's club card? I was really red when I left! And I cannot tell how many times I've walked over to the fridge and not had a clue what I wanted 5 seconds earlier! - the worst bit is that my OH doesn't seem to have these problems, and he's a pensioner who's 22 years older than me.

[Barmaid]

The day before yesterday I had a panic because I couldn't get the car key to work. Would have helped if it was my car I was trying to unlock.

[Carakeel]

Went into the kitchen half asleep and put milk into the coffee machine einstead of water ..... splutter, splutter ....