I've just had a slash in a lift...

[Bbbananas]

Would it put you off me if I meant that?
It wouldn't be very user-friendly would it (to other users).

Where's the worst place you've ever been caught short?

[boxtops]

I've come out the loo with my skirt tucked in my knickers before now.

[Bbbananas]

Oh god yes. And have you ever had a piece of toilet paper still hanging? I've done that as well. In fact I only did that the other week at work. Now that was bad - I couldn't blame alcohol for that one !

[boxtops]

Oh yes, either on the shoe.... or rather unfortunately caught in your knicker leg, and hanging down... o the shame!

[Ann]

I was on a plane when the captain (pilot) came out of the loo and went back onto the flight deck with toilet roll hanging from his trousers - honestly! We all fell about ...... I think the stewardess went in to tell him - but he never made another appearance for the rest of the flight!

[Bbbananas]

nice one! And who said pilots are suave and sophisticated ?!!!

[Euphemia]

I remember having to go in the jungle in Belize. I had to try and do it quickly as I was really scared of the snakes, scorpions, etc. However, I accomplished the mission unscathed!

[DTCwordfan]

just as well it wasn't in Singapore - they often have plates underneath that react with the urine and trigger a photo of you......

[DTCwordfan]

when it was -36 degrees C and you can get frostbite of your penis......

[Mosaic]

Bucharest Gara Nord railway station, the macdonalds. A security code had to be keyed in by a staff member - that let you into the room with handbasins, which was full of strange people - then another keycode from another staff member to let you into the stalls - all full of junkies sleeping it off. Squatting on a dancefloor would have been luxury in comparison.