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Dee Sa | 15:59 Fri 16th Sep 2011 | ChatterBank
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last night at Hornchurch bingo [ dont have to mention which one there is only one there] a young drunken young lady kept interupting the game, the caller asked her to be quiet so did the punters near her, the manager came a spineless soul who stood nearby but took no action and did not utter a word the only thing he did as she leaving was to refuse to let her take half abottle of wine with her into the street to which she replied - you know how much fu**ing money I put in your fu**ing slot machines so shut your gob-- [a real lady of course] and he walked away and off she staggered clutching her bottle !
I always thought bingo was safe haven for ladies, why didnt he ask her to leave or ban her ?
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Avatar Image craft1948
Was it 'take your daughter to work week'..............
16:00 Fri 16th Sep 2011
Avatar Image fliptheswitch
Lol! Sounds like a barrel of laughs!

But yes, he should have just thrown her out...
16:00 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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She might have been his partner.
16:01 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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Because you've already said he was a "spineless soul"? She sounds a delight by the way!
16:01 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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Tut, that's not nice, there ought to be behavioural standards to deal with things like that.
16:01 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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Possibly expected her to turn violent - women these days can be worse than men when it comes to fighting - I know cos I watch Night Cops and other police programmes !
16:02 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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Cos he was chicken. And she might have hit him.

I have to say Dee, your starting line "Last night at Hornchurch bingo..." - I could make a novella out of that. Or a joke anyway. Nice line ;-)
16:16 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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actually she was in a top with bare beefy arms and could probably have knocked the little pipsqueak out with one blow.
16:26 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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2 & 9 ... the girls had wine ... ;0)
17:54 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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Number 10 - p1ssed agin...
17:56 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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because asking her to leave would have been an infringement on her human rights.
17:56 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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^ LOL!!!
17:57 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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.. that was for Mosaic!
17:57 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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I think the bare beefy arms will have been the crunch point.
18:00 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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Number eight, she's drunk a crate.
18:03 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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LOL! She could easily have done that .. she's got beefy arms! ;0)
18:06 Fri 16th Sep 2011
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He probably didn't want to get tossed into a fight; notasyoungasiwas is likely correct. I wouldn't blame him- most folks are extremly sensitive about that sort of thing.
15:46 Sat 17th Sep 2011

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