nearly blinded myself one night when i had a bad cold. I reached over to rub vick in my chest , and immediately without thinking --rubbed it on my face thinking it was moisturiser! Wow, that was flipping painful. Dont do these things when your half asleep, it never pays lol
Cupid, my OH did that after chopping chillis. I still have this hilarious mental picture of him sitting on the bidet with his bits dangling in cold water, his head in his hands and a look of sheer agony on his face.
I felt really sorry that my camera battery was dead.
Vaseline is petroleum jelly. If you had a car which hadn't been used for 5 years, and you wanted to see if it would go, would you chuck out the petrol left in the tank on the grounds that it was too old ?
I once sprayed my hair with fly spray and it was too late to do anything about it so I had to go to work with a horrible smell around me. I worked in a school teaching at the time and no-one even noticed.