Spontaneous human combustion...

[sandyRoe]

A coroner in Galway has ruled that a 76 year old man had died as a result of spontaneous combustion.
How can I keep cool enough to avoid the risk of bursting into flames?

[bunkmoreland]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...urope-15032614...this is the real story behind the joke thread on here!