Australian Speaking Clock

[starone]

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk immigrant led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall..

"What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friends asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he replied drunkenly.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it..

'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past three in the f*#king morning!!!'

[vallaw]

now that made me laugh . . .

[JonnyBoy12]

Ver very funny!

[marval]

lol