Cut and pasted from one of my earlier posts on AB, but possibly relevant here:
The traditional English rain-making ceremony (only to be carried out after weeks of sunshine):
Step 1: Two men, wearing white coats, leave the mystic building, each carrying three long magical sticks and two short ones. A tiny white cloud appears in the sky.
Step 2: Each of the rain makers places their three long magic sticks vertically into the ground. Lots more white clouds appear in the sky.
Step 3: The two rain makers place the short magic sticks on top of the long magic sticks. The clouds instantaneously darken.
Step 4: One of the rain makers shouts the short, but effective, magic incantation: "Play". The heavens open, summer ends and the rain makers hastily retire to the mystic building.
;-)