spreading god sword

[Ankou]

when making toast at 6am, if you drop it on the floor and it falls butter side down, is that a punishment from god ?

is he really that mean ? i know he did loads of really bad stuff in the olden days, but i thought he'd moved on from that (with counselling and jeremy kyle appearances i guess).

[Old_Geezer]

That's just Karma.
God has guided misssiles these days though, left the sword in the museum.

[mungbeanz]

Only if it lands on a dusty bit of the floor. If not, it's just a warning.

[daisya]

Lol @ mungz does that mean you can still eat it if it lands on a clean floor then and all is right with the world...

[Ankou]

mungz, if that were the case, then its probably god telling me to reprimand mrs kou for not cleaning it properly.

is that how this religious stuff works ? cool.

[wolf63]

Is that not more to do with Murphy than God?

At least we know Murphy exists - she's Fluffy's cat.

[Ankou]

she may call it fluffy. everyone else knows it is satan.

[wolf63]

Does that mean "Murphy's Law" is the same as "Satan's Law"?


I am now even more confused than usual.

[wildwood]

It is science. Butter is heavier than bread so it makes sense that it lands on the heaviest side. (°¿°)

[missnemesis]

lol wildwood ~ geek ;-)

[wolf63]

These days it is cool to be a geek. ;-)

[jomifl]

nNt only mean but so petty wasting his time guiding pieces of toast when he could be diverting bullets.

[sith123]

probably just superstition and myth