A woman goes to the doctor and she has a piece of lettuce stuck in the top of her knickers. Doctor says "whats wrong here then?" woman says "oh doctor...that's just the tip of the iceberg"
Took my cross-eyed rottwweiller to the vet . He held his head and looked into his eyes . " I'm sorry but I'll have to put him down" said the vet , "Just because he's cross-eyed ? " I complained . "No , he's heavy " replied the vet ....
A guy walks up to the librarian and asks for a book on innuendos, The librarian says, just a minute, I'll take you up the back passage and give you one.