On His Vacation

[marval]

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to
visit on his vacation.

He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is
well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit
me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been
operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a
dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.

I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and
disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.

Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

[Bobbisox]

hehe, I like that marval

[notasyoungasiwas]

Nice one

[marval]

Thanks folks

[Zeuhl]

And i'm sure many hotels have had human guests who have crapped on the floor, p1ssed on the curtains and left fleas in the bed.

[marval]

HaHa

[albaqwerty]

Another nice one marval.

I used to work in an hotel and I can vouch for the first 2 Zeuhl.

[JonnyBoy12]

I would laugh at this joke but I am just dog tired!

[starone]

ha-ha he-he - very good.