If I were you, I'd be more worried about the fact that I managed to wax off half an eyebrow on Saturday night and am still whinging about that. The OH laughed for the first 48 hours.....
1. Be here now not Thursday
2. teach me to drive...no one has managed it so far
3. Give me a job I won't want to retire from
4. Deliver the lasagne in my freezer to Trim as a peace offering
5. A small lottery win enough to pay for one relocation and a wedding