I am definitely going to cry..............

[craft1948]

The dog has just come in run round the room and the kitchen and run out again...................spraying dog poo as he ran.

[ummmm]

Good luck Craft....

[China Doll]

Peg for the nose as well lady... be strong...

[mazie]

craft after you've cleaned it up, sprinkle some baking soda over the floor and leave it down tonight and sweep it up tomorrow. Should help with the smell (Good luck xxx)

[Hopkirk]

A girl I used to work with was changing her baby's nappy, a particularly sloppy vile one. Shewas kneeling on the floor to do it.

She folded the used nappy up tightly and put it beside her while she fitted the new one. Her dog grabbed the dirty nappy, and wouldn't give it back.

The dog started to shake it violently from side to side, thinking it was a great game. Of course the nappy came undone, and sh1t was sprayed absolutely everywhere.

[firewatch]

id come help u, my husband smell like Sugar!!

[craft1948]

Right all done....................
1. 1 full pack of Dettol anti bacterial floor wipes.
2. Driveway, door step and wall hosed down.
3.Dog's (very sore) bum washed and surrounding hair cut.
4. A glass of laphroaig.................couldn't give a ????

The vet has told me to starve him for 48 hours.