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Shut up sqad - you don't like babies. I know you're being sarky.
I'd put her on here for you all to drool over, even you sqad, but I am trying to keep my head down these days - anonymity 'n all that. You don't know what nutters are out there.... ;-)
Birthday escapades - well, there's my crush on the Lovechild of Liberace & Barry Manilow, the fart at the Captain's table, but I've only got 5 minutes unless another puter comes free... so I'll leave you in suspenders ;-)