LOL - yeah right. There's a campsite in the Lake District I used to go to - one where they are fairly lax with the 'no single sex groups' policy. During the week it's pretty quiet but come Friday and yikes...noisy. There was one Saturday I remember when the place filled with bikers who all got smashed on Old Peculier. One of them came staggering over to my tent while I was trying to sleep, assuming I was a bird, I heard this gravelly voice whispering outside "Oi, babe, do you fancy a good licking?" He did apologise though when he found out it was a bloke.