Problem

[marval]

I don't know why I didn't realise this sooner.

It's the shampoo we use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is the warning:

'FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY'.

No wonder I have been gaining weight. I am getting rid of the shampoo and am changing to dishwashing liquid, instead.

'DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE'

Problem solved.

[bundleone]

Problem solved, I shall take your tip!

[ladyalex]

You have saved the world.
(or at least the fat half of it.)

Although, I myself an anorexic.....I look in the mirror and I think I'm fat...it's diagnostic.

[ladyalex]

^^am anorexic^^

[keithlbw]

Never ever thought I would say this about one of your gags Marvel.....
.
Brillant - original (well I've not heard it before ) ...best Ive seen on here in ages..

[keithlbw]

Oops sorry should be "Marval"

[boxtops]

I've seen it before, but I still think it's a good 'un!

[starone]

ha ha/ I like it and I wish it would work.

[Stamford_Richard]

Very good.