Aussie love poem

[wolf63]

Aussie love poem - received by email


Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer

[seekeerz]

oh delightful !!

[Answerprancer]

ripper !

[wolf63]

I have never been to Oz - so I am saying nuffin

[DaisyNonna]

Typical Australian stereotype!
A joke?

[Coldicote]

Never been there - is 'down under' really like that?

[askyourgran]

Not just Oz philosophy :o/
According to those beer commercials from Oz.... yes coldicote., but I never met one like that when I was there.

[sophie_1003]

I think it's quite sweet!

[heathfield]

Looks and reads just like something by Kevin Bl00dy Wilson.

[marval]

Oh G'day, it's fair dinkum