Christmas pressie idea.............

[The Builder]

I'm putting together an AB Emergency Kit for those out-of-hours times when even Chuck is sleeping. It will be available at the Answerbank shop........ invaluable for those times when no one is on duty.

Contents include:

Key for bleeding radiators
Pass key to all Greggs outlets
Emergency cake
600mg Ibuprofen
Pack of Flounce forms ............ F1,F2, and F3
Case of Montrachet
Ctrl-Alt-Del
RTFM (read the f****** manual
Pies of all nations
Bible translated into Klingon

........... any more ideas?

[Maydup]

oh...and please don't forget the sugar and broccoli.

[vulcan]

the Builder, I wasn't thinking of the doc, I thought we would need a representative from head office.

[askyourgran]

TV Dinners.