Oldie but goodie...

[venator]

Man goes to the doctor, says "I need to be castrated"

Doctor, horrified, says "are you really sure about this?"

Man says "absolutely certain, know it will be painful, but it's my decision"

After the operation, he's lying in bed, asks the guy next to him "what are you in for, then?"

Guy says " I've been circumcised"




"Oh sh** - THAT'S THE WORD"

[starone]

Ouch!