"It was the best of times,it was the worst of times,it was the age of wisdom,it was the age of foolishness,it was the epoch of belief,it was the epoch of incredulity......"- Charles Dickens
"There may have been scientific instruments that could measure the space between Buddy's trains of thought, but Eric was certain they were large, expensive, and owned by the government."
'Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.' - Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett