Lifesavers. (Polo fruits)

[missprim]

The teacher gave the class a bowl full of Lifesavers (what we in the UK know as Polo Fruits) and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour:

And they did....

Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ................ Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.

This time none of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said: 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her Lifesaver out and yelled:

'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!'

[rowanwitch]

like it...

[starone]

ha-ha-ha. LOL