The barmaids group and the squirrel
One October a party of barmaids went by coach on an outing to Skegness. They had a great day out and finished up at a pub where they all had a lot to drink. On the way home many of them felt the need for the loo and asked the coach driver to stop. He stopped in a layby and the barmaids trooped out of the coach and disappeared behind a tall hedge. They dropped their knickers and squatted down behind the hedge. Just at that moment a squirrel ran along near the hedge, looking up at the barmaids. He looked very worried and went dashing back to his partner squirrel and said "It's going to be a hard winter". "Why do you think that" the partner squirrel asked. "Well", he said, "I've just come along the hedge over there and it is pouring with rain, the birds are building there nests upside down and there's not a nut to be seen anywhere"!