Office Party Funny Awards?

[dorts]

Hi all,

I have to come up with some funny awards to give out during our office party and my mind has gone completely blank on me. The awards would need to be like "The biggest gossip" etc etc....please send me all your ideas and/or weblinks that could help. Many thanks and Merry Christmas

[Lucy Thomas]

Some suggestions.

1. Biggest ar5e licker.

2. Female most likely come in with her skirt tucked in the back of her knickers.

3. Male most likely to bang one off the wrist in the stationery cupboard.

[B00]

The only one that sticks in my mind from my old job's office parties was the "Readers Wives"category- which I never bloody won :-(

[pingping]

i won the 'office clutz award' one year - then banged into the table on my way to collect it. oh yes, i was a worthy winner!

we also had prizes for things like:

messiest desk
most analy retentive
stationery kleptomaniac

[Reverandfunk]

Don't do it.

I see this all the time at christmas parties I DJ at and its the most unfunny thing.

Just get drunk and photocopy your ar5e

[Reverandfunk]

I'd have voted for you Boo

[B00]

Ahhhh cheers rev.........I think!

[Reverandfunk]

Probably best leaving it there before I ask to see your "portfolio"

lol

[lweaveruk]

These are from FunnyEmployeeAwards.com:

Selective Hearing Impairment Award - Given to the employee who has excelled at the skill of Only Hearing What they Want to Hear.

Big Kahuna Award - Given to the employee who has clocked the Most Time Surfing the Internet.

Loch Ness Award - Given to the person who is Least Likely to be Found.

Bermuda Triangle Award - Given to the employee who has excelled at the skill of Always Losing Paperwork.

There are lots of free funny certificates you can print, or you can buy a PDF of 75 printable funny awards.
http://www.funnyemployeeawards.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vYtc1kwTF-q4

Funny Awards

[karmabum]

I agree with the person who said 'don't do it'. It's fraught with danger. What's funny to one person is a soul-destroying bullying tactic to someone else. I've been at office parties where lots of people think those awards are SOOOO funny and then you find someone sobbing their eyes out in the loos, or like me, kept it to myself but tortured myself with it for years afterwards (not the award, just the 'title'!!). When you think about it, most of those joke awards are really just a subtle way of being a bit nasty to someone under the pretext of humour - they can't get upset because that would show they have no SOH. Unless you can do it without any hint of 'bully' I'd steer well away from it if I were you.

[pompom999]

Hello

I am pompom999 , i have don a article on Wikipedia about the Funny Awards.
I can give you there web link: www.funnyawords.com
I can 100% good website, and i know that it's working.

Hope you win
pompom999

[pompom999]

hi

Yesterday i don a article about the funny awards and there is a website that a 15 year old bo created a runs it. It still works so if you enter you can win 1st , 2nd , 3rd price. there website is: www.funnyawords.com
It 100% works and it's real.

I did the article in the Wikipedia and it already had lot's of views over the night.

[lweavernc]

I've personally hosted tons of office parties that hand out funny awards. The show is always a big hit.

Some of the Funny Office Awards I give out include:
* Cheap Watch Award - for most tightly wound
* Running with the Bulls Award - for biggest risk taker
* Room Service Award - for showing up sometime before lunch
* Houdini Award - for being able to escape from any bind

I have over 200 to choose from and you can find them at FunAwards.com - just look for the ones with my name on them, "Larry Weaver".

Check out the video for photos from the office parties.

http://www.funawards.com/office-awards/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUyLOjw5rt4