Came far too early.

[dilligaf]

Man goes to the doctors having problems with premature ejaculation.

Doctor tells him when you feel you are going to come give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong sex,

Two days later the doctor sees the man again and asks him how he got on.

He said not good. I was having a 69 when I felt myself coming so I fired the starting pistol in the air.
My wife got such a fright that she sh!t on my face, bit my bell end off then the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up.

[Marvelman]

pmsl, excellent.

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Good old Jethro