ChatterBank0 min ago
Came far too early.
Man goes to the doctors having problems with premature ejaculation.
Doctor tells him when you feel you are going to come give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong sex,
Two days later the doctor sees the man again and asks him how he got on.
He said not good. I was having a 69 when I felt myself coming so I fired the starting pistol in the air.
My wife got such a fright that she sh!t on my face, bit my bell end off then the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up.
Doctor tells him when you feel you are going to come give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong sex,
Two days later the doctor sees the man again and asks him how he got on.
He said not good. I was having a 69 when I felt myself coming so I fired the starting pistol in the air.
My wife got such a fright that she sh!t on my face, bit my bell end off then the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up.
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