"We strongly recommend not bringing friends or family members. Much better to surprise them with how much help you need renovating the place after you have purchased."
"I do apologise for the lack of photographs, but I didn't really fancy spending too long in there!"!
Priceless.........thats brilliant, Boo :0)
I'm off to pub quiz soon and I'll show that around my team....give 'em a good chuckle.
I remember seeing a guy in the news a while ago who set up his own agency as he was fed up at the one he was working at trying to polish turds. He seemed to be doing quite well with it. Maybe it's the same guy.
It was on land owned by a company, and was subject to a repair order which would have cost thousands.
I put an ad in the local paper "Monument for sale £2 ono."
It got a story in the paper, and we sold it for a bit more than £2 to a neighbouring house owner. This guy lived abroad, and we had been unable to contact him.
Hmmmm - my neck of the woods there, B00 - may just have to ask Mr Green for a viewing ;) I see he has all sorts of properties on his books. His wording reminds me of the local car sales to Big Sis. She bought a car from them advertised as '... goes like **it off a shovel'