Have you ever done anything really rotten?

[maggiebee]

Confession time. Some background - husband lived at home then went into the army; lived in digs when he left then we got married so he had never learned to do simple DIY like wiring a plug etc. I was brought up to do everything, paper, paint, rewire plugs, clear u-bends etc. Anyway, we had a massive row one night and in the morning I was still seething. He loved his telly, but before I went to work I removed the fuse from the plug. He thought TV was broken and I left it that way for 3 days. Hubby passed away some years ago without ever finding out what I'd done. I know I should feel bad, but it still makes me chuckle when I think about it.

[naomi24]

Nox, you don't have a weird way of looking at it. Causing discomfort or embarrassment - or worse - to other people and taking pleasure in doing it is what's weird. I absolutely detest practical jokes - and the numbskulls who think they're funny.

[naomi24]

^^ oh, and you add 'revenge' to that. I abhor that too.

[Purple_Popple]

Some fab stories here, makes for amusing reading ! I sellotaped some cooked prawns at the very back on the inside of a filing cabinet in my ex-boss' office, he made me redundant after 8 years !! lol !
A friend I worked with many years ago (we were waitresses at the time in a casino) and we had a particularly miserable nasty customer and he always came in and drank lemon tea (never tipped us either), well she cut a slice of lemon - and prior to putting this in his tea she shoved it down the front of her knickers and gave it a good rub !!!! Yuk !!

[Stephen_G]

An ex of mine had been really unwell with flu and I hadn't seen her in a week. Rung her up to see if she was feeling better and then she got "I think we're drifting apart, so it's best if we don't see each other anymore - get well soon"

I still feel like a scumbag for that.

[quinie]

I think what maggiebee did was quite funny (my OH would probably have sent for the TV engineer) butI thought some of the other stories really revolting. I should have stopped reading them-couldn't believe grown-ups could do these things and think they were funny! Don't want to seem goody-goody but I was brought up to live by The Golden Rule

[welshlibranr]

went through a very messy divorce years ago, my then husband was having an affair, but would never admit it!.......I suggested that as we weren't getting along, we should have a break, I then put the house on the market the day I left, packed his clothing after cutting off one arm from each of his expensive shirts, and one leg of his even more expensive trousers!.....I really enjoyed!....never regretted it for one minute!.....I did, however fold and pack them beautifully!..............lol.......

[Bambiagain]

Redheledn - someone I knew did that to her ex. She has subsequently married my brother, and I haven't dared tell him what she did as their relationship is pretty stormy!

[Cowtipper]

I almost got my wife to eat a spoonful of wasabe once by asking her to try the guacamole but my dad busted me. I did get her to try two different types of mayo once without telling her about the horse radish in one of them.

[Maydup]

LOL Good to see you again Cowtipper, you been away?

[annadomino]

I haven't personally, but a mate wet her exes carpet while he was on hols, and spread grass seed on the wet carpet, then turned up the heating.
Another pal advertised her OH car for a tenner in local rag,

[mrs.chappie]

No, nothing that I can recall.

[Ann]

OOO Rowan cat poo in the cooker hood - you really are a witch!

[Caran]

When I found out my ex(who was director of family business) was having an affair with office junior (19) he was 40 ears of age
and wanted a divorce because she was pregnant, on packing his things I found a brown paper parcel. It was a mail order delivery of condoms. Not for use with me as I was sterilised years before. I used a needle on them all very discretely. Sent them on (Resealed). He had 4 children with her before they split up. Never found out if that was the reason why though.

[trt]

I was a manager of a Berni Inns in Dover years ago.
The mayor was a regular at least 2 times a week, and was a pain.

He was a big head and thought he was the prime minister and always wore his chain, and one busy Saturday night when all the staff were knackered walked in 15 min late from last orders with a couple of his Council mates.

He said to me he would see the staff OK for a big tip if he served them etc, but returned the fillet steaks back as he said they were tough.

I personally sorted out the complaint and put the 3 fillets steaks in the swill bin along with the rest of the dirty grease and crap, stirred it many times, put it back under the grill for 5 minutes, and he was pleased as punch.

He gave the waitress a £1 tip. Served him right!!!!!!