Who could you give this to as a gift this Christmas???

[wolf63]

I saw an advert for these items a week or so ago - but decided that I had imagined the advert. But, no, this is the perfect Christmas gift for the person who is usually difficult to buy for.

http://www.shreddiesgifts.com/giftware/

[tenrec]

Hilary @rse

[firewatch]

lol my friend ed!

[Prudie]

that's just given me a great laugh wolf, especially as not 10 minutes ago i was knocked for six by such an emission (not mine I might add).

[Buenchico]

Most Christmas gifts are for people who're you're emotionally close to. However that appears to be a gift for someone whom you're simply physically close to!

[firewatch]

i dunno-i dont get to close to ed, hes cleared a take-away with one fart!

[boxtops]

Let's not confuse this with the Shreddies you have for breakfast, which might cause this problem in the first place!

firewatch - Ab Editor farts in your vicinity?

[DTCwordfan]

There are a few around here full of hot air, some of whom feature on R&S with their religious diarrhoea.

[firewatch]

noooo me mate ed (edward) lol

[DTCwordfan]

I think firewatch is playing with her proverbial if she accuses Ed of passing wind in copious volumes....

[boxtops]

LOL DT, that's what I thought....

Mind you, do they do some for cats? No. 1 son has just cr@pped on the bathmat, he could do with continence pants by the look of it.

[DTCwordfan]

The Prodigal son, Boxie?

[boxtops]

No - Rover's spending most of his time eating and sleeping, he's knackered.... this is my boy, I think he's proving a point. I'm having to keep all of them inside until Rover goes back to the vet on Wednesday.