Simple truths

[starone]

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated.

[maggiebee]

LOL

[marval]

lol