How to Cook a Turkey

[Sammy48]

First buy the turkey and a bottle of vodka. Pour yourself a glass of vodka and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of vodka and set the oven at 375. Have 3 more vodkas and turn the oven on. Take 4 vods of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer and glass yourself a pour of vodka. Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable & turk the carvey!

[gingejbee]

You forgot the "kill turkey" part.

[old-wos-is-name]

I think i may have eaten at your place once. raw potaoes, blood oozing from the chicken on the plate, cabbage with caterpillers, beef hiding behind an oxo cube, but after a several vodkas, who gives a poo.

[Grandma_Yiddo]

You are making me homesick old wos is name