Disorders - With A Holiday Touch...

[ChasonetteH]

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for
Christmas.

3. NARCISSIST - Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All
About Me.

4. MANIC - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and
Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and
Trucks! and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and.

5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

6. PARANOID - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.

7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout ! Maybe I'll Tell You Why .

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

10. AGORAPHOBIA - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.

11. SENILE DEMENTIA - Walking in a Winter Wonderland - Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe.

12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - so I Burned Down the House.

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate .

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER - We Wish You... . Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!

[ChasonetteH]

Yes, I know this belongs to the jokes section - I was too late. Enjoy anyway!