I posted summat somewhere in reply to sqad many months ago, can't remember what it was, but it brought back some memories for him, of a bed-bath nature :)
The chocolate nana is a thing to behold
With runnels of brown upright and bold
With the faintest of curves
A quite perfect bend
Satisfaction is promised
When you nibble the end
The white ones are luscious
Creamy if chewed
The plain ones seductive
But still slightly rude
The milk ones more common
with such williness
Fit for a season of
Wild silliness
'Morning all, quite warm but damp and misty here in Notts, not exactly looking forward to the day as taking Trish and my sisters into Nottingham later, in case they've "forgotten" to buy somebodies present.