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DTCwordfan | 08:05 Sun 25th Dec 2011 | ChatterBank
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My apologies if I have missed you. It wasn't intentional, just failing memory, Xmas Eve tipples of a drink, lack of room in what is a stuffed adaption below..

Hope that you enjoy it - technically it was for last night but I added four more folk at the last minute from issuing it on the Mad Over Fifties...

Happy Christmas to you all and I hope Santa brings you the happiness and fortune that you have or seek.




T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the AB house
Not a Troll was stirring, not even a McMouse.
The Carakeels were hung by the Venator with care,
In hopes that LieinKing soon would be there.

The Maverics kids were nestled all snug in their Maidup beds,
While visions of JTHs danced in their Wendilla heads.
And Mamya in her ‘kerchief, and Ed in his Mrs O cap,
Had just settled their bibblebubs for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the ABerrant lawn there arose such a Ratter,
Ed sprang from his Oldred to see what ,Chuckfickens ,was the matter.
Away to the Seadogg window he flew like a Baldric flash,
Tore open the Nungates and threw up the Hash.

The Moonie on Naomi’s breast of the new-fallen Buenchico snow
Giveup the lustre of PolarBear to ABers below.
When, what to his Dotty eyes should cazz appear,
But a miniature Craft, and eight Slinky reindeer.

With BakersDozen the driver, so lively and tambo quick,
He knew in a D97 it must be LieinKing so slick.
More Rae rapid than Triggers his Owdhamers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and Clarioned them by name!

"Now Jogger! now, Tigger! now, ChuckFingers and Sibton!
On, Boxtops! On, Noraq! on, on Nonna and TTFN!
To the top of the Alba! to the NoM of the wall!
Now Micmac away! Prim away! Daisya away all!"

As B00 leaves that before the wild sunny-dave fly,
When they meet with a SpaceCadet, in fear mount to the Loftie sky.
So up to the Jno house-top the Chrissas they flew,
With the Craft full of Pips, and LieinKing too.

And then, in a Starbuckone, Ed heard on the roof
The Nibbling and Factoring of each little Bedknobs hoof.
As he drew in Ed’s head, and was Tinkering around,
Down the Venator, LieinKing came with a Sherrard bound.

He was dressed all in Lady J fur, from his head to his Ecclescake foot,
And his maggot clothes were all tarnished with Petals and SandyRoe soot.
A bundle of Pips he had flung on his Ethandron back,
And he looked like a Postdog, just opening his TWR sack.

His eyes-how like Lady Alex’s! his Ichkeria dimples how RedHelly merry!
His Jokos were like Maggibees, his nose like a Chappie!
His droll Society mouth was drawn up like a Welshie bow,
And the Waterboat of his Sidkid chin was as white as the hC snow.

The Steve.5 stump of a Marval he held tight in his annodomino teeth,
Ann the jokes, they encircled his Cupid head like an Ouzel wreath.
He had a Sara rear and a little Sqad belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of Daffy jelly!

He was Rowan and Flump, a right jolly em10 elf,
And Ed euphiamed when he saw him, in spite of himself!
A China of his Eddie eye and a Flip of his dr b head,
Soon gave us to know Ed had nothing to Alexander-dread.

He spoke not a Jemisa word, but went straight to ummm work,
And filled all the Carakeels, then Chaffinched with a jerk.
And erin laying his finger “AYG” to his rsvp nose,
And giving a Wiltshire nod, up the Venator he rose!

He sprang to his Albags Craft, to his team gave a Nogel firewatch whistle,
And AOG they all flew like the Gromit of a thistle.
But Ed heard him NewJudge claim, ‘ere he drove out of Netibiza sight,
"4Getmenot, Happy AB Sillimas to all, and to all a good-night!"
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ssshh Zacs :)

DT absolutely brilliant. Poor Naomi's breast tho. Hope Chrimbo was good to you x

BS, very sorry to hear your news.
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i hadn't seen this contribution of Elderman's before before. Insanity must have truly set in to make such remarks on a fun thread.....
Yes Elderman - why on this thread? Can't quite understand you anyway....... are you of a different religion or a JW or what? I think its a shame that threads are hijacked in this way. I am a Christian (as you may tell by my Avatar) and I like to think I can express my views very mildly (eg "God bless" or "I will say a little prayer for you" etc) in a way which doesn't offend others. Please keep your "speeches" for R&S section Elderman.
JW, ann....
Thought so by the username ........don't tend to read the R&S section now, they get very heated and it upsets me.
good plan, ann.
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Seriously, I have just seen this and thought how inane.....he is, though, beginning to cast his web beyond R&S, I have noted.......the worse thing is that it is all taken from cut and paste from the JW web site, i.e. it is not original thinking or commentary.
Well forgetting about him, we all appreciated your hard work composing this great poem DT, thanks very much and well done!
Blimey! Elderman sounds like someone I know!!
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It was fun putting it together and seeing how many I could include without destroying too much of the meter - I started with obvious ones and especially those that gave a nice twist , my favourite line being "The Moonie on Naomi’s breast of the new-fallen Buenchico snow, Giveup the lustre of PolarBear to ABers, though I also liked The Maverics kids were nestled all snug in their Maidup beds - triple syllables are never easy but they found their way in - and you, Ann, well your name had to replace an "and" - the juxtaposition to "jokes" was just the place I found! Boxtops was very easy, being one of the two syllables that fitted in well for the reindeer names! Getting a semi- rhyme on the deer wasn't that easy though.
Dt........person who has the right viewpoint of himself, God’s viewpoint, will cultivate humility, for that is the quality that makes submissiveness to God and his arrangements a pleasure. It is the proud, arrogant person who does not want to submit to God’s righteous requirements.

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