Im being SO scottish right now

[tinkerbell23]

Eating porridge
Can of irn bru
With my westie beside me waiting for a bit


....cue jokes now!!

(im not miserable, tight fisted or wearing a string vest) pmsllll xxx

[Teddy_boy]

Deeper and deeper.

[dtgblue]

F*ck off you ar*e lol

[Slapshot]

Are us Scots not supposed to be the ones with the chip on our shoulder??? Obviously I'm wrong

[tinkerbell23]

Trt yoy complete arse!!!!!!

Scots pay tax..

Honestly his remarks dumfound me at times how u managed to bed anyone being so pig headed never mind 300 amazes me!!

Cant see past the end of your fookin nose mate

[karenmac60]

Tinks, you should know better than to try to be Scottish on here... ;) xx

[slinky.kate]

just read all that palavah,'from a proud scotswoman;

[sandyRoe]

Tinkerbell, long may your lum reek.

[venator]

if only we Scots were a different colour, we could have a lot of the English put away for their racial taunts! <]:-)

For a race of barbarians from Asia, with Italian blood from the Romans, and heaven knows what from the French, and supporting a German royalty, you should look nearer home for your jokes. (still joking)

(I was raised in England but can trace back to the 1600s in Scotland, and enjoy stirring it up)

There's a Scots saying "here's my hand, here's my heart" The English version is "here's my hand, give me a handout"





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[venator]

Where dod the "o" spring from?

[tinkerbell23]

Very very proud!!!

Scots have made a good contribution to the world.....

Im allowed a wee rant on hogmanay ;0>

Much love lads n lassies xxx

[Nibble]

Just remember another saying ---- Wha's lik' us? Gey few.... 'n they're aw deid!

Aw ra best fur yer Ne'er Day, & 2012!

[tinkerbell23]

Aaaaand im sitting eating a "dipped peice"

Stew and bread all soggy n mmmmmm before i go out!

Freeeddoooommmmm
Ahhaha joke xx

[maggiebee]

Aye Nibble yer right. Here's tae us, wha's like us! Bugger Hogmanay - may I wish you all a grand Auld Year's Nicht!

[Nibble]

Here's tae aw youse, huv a fair ne'er day, dinae dae whit Ah widnae :-))

[Slapshot]

Well as I'm in for a miserable one because of work can I wish all Scots on the Answerbank "Bliadhna Mhath Ur" and Happy New Year to the rest of you.

Slainte

[MarkRae]

Tapadh leat! Dhutsa fhèin, a charaid.