we had a poo my kids ruined moment this morning and a migate situation. said little person was upstairs in daddys charge so i could tidy and sort down stairs, go back up because i smelt a stink (yes it was that bad!) and she had not only found a sharpy permanant marker from her dads work trousers but she had drawn all over the window sill wall curtain and herself!!!!!!!!!!! deodrant toothpaste and bleach all have not shifted it all and she was not impressed when i scrubbed her with bicarb in the bath!!! Men why do they never watch the kids properly??????