How to make myself look as good as possible for a night out!!

[Smowball]

Help!! My husband has announced that we are meeting his friend and his partner for an eve out as a foursome. I have met this woman just once, and to say she is stunning is an understatement. She is one of those people that you just cannot stop looking at, oh, and she is a lot younger than me as well. Head turned everywhere she went the one time I met her.I am just dreading the eve as no matter what I wear or do, I will look like a sack of potatoes next to her, and I have to sit with her all eve with all eyes on her. So my question is, any advice to make the best of yourself, any little tips, or shall I just book the plastic surgery now??

[B00]

When you look at her boobs, imagine that she's got unsightly hairs growing out of them.

[Smowball]

lol, well its clear that I just need to hope she has an outbreak of acne that morning!lol .

[rowanwitch]

chances are she has her own areas of insecurity.....

think in your head... one day your looks will go...have you a back up plan?

[B00]

".have you a back up plan? "

Yes, trip her up on some steps :P

[Barmaid]

Real beauty comes from within Smowball.

Is she very bright? If not, just remember beauty fades but dumb is forever.

Anyway, she's probably terrible in bed.

[Canary42]

Publish time and place on here - and we'll all turn up and look at you (with just a peep at her perhaps :))

[pa___ul3]

so she has the body of a victoria secret model and amazing waps!? Where about in the Ukraine is she from! ;) haha

[China Doll]

I've got a couple of friends who are particularly stunning. They have their own insecurities and we all wish we had a bit more of what the other has. I don't worry that everybody is going to be all eyes on them when we go out, we go out as a group and enjoy ourselves as a group without really caring what other people are doing, (unless there is the possibility someone might share their food with us, then we'd be interested).

If I spent my time worrying about all the many, many physical flaws I have I would never leave the bloody house! There's no point in worrying about it. Just do your normal preparations you would do for any big night out and enjoy the evening.

[Headbanger]

Just had to chuckle when the latest post came up " How To Make Myself Lok As Good As China Doll."

[Carakeel]

Smowball, my ratter works mainly with young women and they nearly all look an awful lot prettier than I do. I could easily be their grandmother, which doesn't help, lol. But you know what? It took me a long time to realise and believe that none of this means anything to him. We are both friends with all the girls, but he is not attracted to them in any other way. Remember, beauty comes from within and while this girl may be "eye candy" and may even have a great personality to match, she won't be everyone's cup of tea!! Many beautiful women actually find it hard to be treated as "normal", to be accepted and to find a lasting relationship. So just be your lovely self and don't worry. Whatever you do, do not overdo your makeup in a panic or become nervous in her presence. There is no need!! Hugs and have a lovely night out!

[Smowball]

Aww thanks Carakeel. Yes I guess everybody is right on here, I will just be myself. : )

[cazzz1975]

yes dont try to compete, it will look obvious, just be yourself and have a good evening.

[venator]

Easy!

Suggest a trip to the powder room, tell her you have Lesbian tendencies and really fancy her.

She'll stop turning on the attraction for the rest of the evening, and there won't be any more foursomes...

Mind you, there's a danger she might take you up on the offer.... <]:-))

[nannybooby]

Wear something you know your hubby likes and you look good in.Promise him the knee trembler when you get home, imagine her with a very bad bout of nori virus ! Good luck

[cazzz1975]

aww Im sure she is a nice person, why not just have a good evening and dont focus on her attractiveness so much, she cant help the way she looks.

[fliptheswitch]

Lol at B00's idea "trip her up" :D

If that fails, chuck a full bottle of laxatives in her drink!

[joggerjayne]

A foursome?

Oh, coolio!

Aah, hang on ...

An evening out "as" a foursome.

Not an evening out "and" a foursome.

Sorry.

[Ankou]

you have one thing she doesn't: your husband. so i agree with b00 entirely (the 1st bit, not the nobbly bits on her wotsits)

there is nothing more unbecoming than seeing two women leering at each other up and down and snorting like wild buffalo. well not unles it involves bikinis and mud.

[joggerjayne]

I had you down as more of a "jelly" man, Ankou ... LOL.