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Money isn't everything

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marval | 23:23 Sat 07th Jan 2012 | Jokes
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Money isn't everything

It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position, but not respect.
It can buy you medicine, but not health.
It can buy you blood, but not life.
It can buy you sex, but not love.

So you see, money isn't everything...

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... so send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.

A truer friend than me you will never find...

CASH ONLY, PLEASE!
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Completely unexpected ending. lol
Will you share it with me marval and I'll take my chances :-)
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Ok missprim, as you ask so nicely I will share.

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