Childrens Logic...

[Jemisa]

. Children's Logic:

Giive me a sentence about a Fireman," said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Yes I do" said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."


jem

[Booldawg]

lol. My 6 year old daughter was on the laptop playing one of those barbie dress up game things.

I wondered what she was doing, she kept clicking and blowing the screen. I peered over and there was a box that said 'click below to continue'....

[Jemisa]

Boo, aren't they little treasures?

My G/daughters (5 & 7) were staying over & an hour after I'd put them to bed they were still giggleing & larking about, I went in & said "You don't want me to shout at you do you?" & the 5yr old said "I bet you can't shout as loud as my Mum" I had to walk out of the room. :o)

jem

[McMouse]

A child was told to write a storey illustrating the effect of oil pollution on the environment. Little Mary wrote "My Mummy opened a tin of sardines, they were covered in oil and they were all dead.