Funny name suggestions for an Antiques related buisiness please

[NOX]

Hi My son is opening an Antiques shop and wants name suggestions- but he's implicit it has to be witty, amusing or at least different in some way. It can be shocking or funny but nothing please twee like ' Granny's Attic' or ' Yesteryear'. Any flippant suggestions you witty lot?

[jno]

Junque... no, that might be counterproductive

Attica

http://en.wikipedia.o...ttica#Ancient_history

Out of the Past

[Baldric]

Gerald who?

[pa___ul3]

Ataris and Kerplunk

[pa___ul3]

Emily Bichop's Knicker Drawer

[pa___ul3]

*Bishop even!

[TheOtherHalf]

ancient times
for old times sake
let bygones be bygones

[firewatch]

Clapped out antiques? clutter box ? you break you buy ?

[craft1948]

In the style of Stephen King................Needful Things

[lankeela]

Olden Decade

[Clanad]

In a small town near where I live in the western U.S. an antiques store has a picture of a small, furry animal sitting on its hind legs (known locally as a gopher... thousands of 'em on the prairies) with the inscription 'Gopher Baroque'.

Unfortunately, another business in another neighboring town picked up on the idea when he named his towing service... you know, tows in broken cars... same sign on his tow truck...

[alex2877]

i-Pre

not witty, but younger generation might think its cool to go?

[Ellipsis]

Load of Relics

[NOX]

Some excellent suggestions here, thank you everyone, I'll let you know what he chooses:)

[lady-janine]

cromwell's choice

[ttfn]

Glory Hole Antiques
Okeydoke Antiques
Objet Trouvé
Toot Ensemble
Seen It Before
We Are Retro
Sought? Sorted!
Past & Present
Nostalgia You Can Afford
Coming Round Again
Make Me An Offer
Repeat Performance
Veni vidi how much?

[nohorn]

Nick Knak Nook