Mad Over 50's Club Closed this week.

[Mamyalynne]

Sincere apologies from Milady and his Ludship and all staff. Due to refurbishments the club is closed , we shall hopefully resume service as normal next week.


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Mamya ♥

[alexanderd]

Nice one Matron, see you next week
Alex
x

[Psybbo]

Thanks Mamya, hope you are having a good evening x

[DTCwordfan]

I know an AB place where the hearts dont break
The threads are scripted and the trolls are fake
The smell of the Moat is sold like incense
And pump through the vents of Lady A's Mercedes Benz-e
And all our Members are almost famous
Making silly japes to get on the AB-list
Trying to get their avatars on the Castle pages
So they can get paid to party in Vegas
And rehab and then its off to two two million pound Jogger beach pads
I seen that the ways these girls on the Mad Over Fifties attack the lads
When they first show up
Trying Mamya's tailcocks that they shouldn't throw up
Before they sniff and bring their lives up
Men who choke on being sold many a sob story pup
In the AB Castle, not California


I know a little place we can go right down the road
The lights are always on
Mamya's bar is never closed
I know a little place we can go right down the road
But nothing good is free
It'll cost you a Raffle and your soul
the Croc outside and LieIn King on temporary dole
I know a little place we can go right down the road
the loquacious Castle pub
Home to the Mad Over 50's nutters Club.

See you next week

[Zacs-Master]

DT, if that's all your own work it's genius. I could kiss you. ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

extensive modification......took fifteen minutes, Zak

[maggiebee]

Oh dear, think I may have to dispose of the slightly limp lettuce I had put aside for the ruffle. Even with the extreme good taste of most ABers, think this might be a prize too far.

[Zacs-Master]

Still impressive DT but I've downgraded you from Genius ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

do write some and also modify if you look through Mad Over 50s and The Apotheosis...

[DTCwordfan]

rowanwitch also bards on the Apotheosis.....

[BigMac]

Well since the club it clos-ed
I've found a new place to dwell
I spoke to my wife - first time for weeks -
It didn't go so well, and

Mamya, it's so lonely baby
Mamya, it's so lonely baby
Mamya, it's so lonely, I could cry

Although it's always crowded,
I still can find some room
For coats under the cupboard
And raffles in the gloom, but ..

Mamya, it's so lonely baby
Mamya, it's so lonely baby
Mamya, it's so lonely, I could cry

Well the words they keep on flowin'
And the earache's getting worse
But not so bad (tho' the club is closed)
As my non-scanning verse, and

Mamya, it's so lonely baby
Mamya, it's so lonely baby
Mamya, it's so lonely, I could cry

[DTCwordfan]

very good....

[annadomino]

And I brought a nice triffle prize to try and redeem myself for the beer laden of efforts last week.
It will keep, it's a lovely stilton.

[askyourgran]

I just happened to be in the area and thought I'd pop by. The MOFC members will be roaming the air-waves not knowing what to do tonight or at least as someone mentioned earlier, actually talking to their other half for a change. I'll pop by again next week to see how the renovations look.

[DaisyNonna]

ayg some people do not have an other half to whom to talk.

[BigMac]

Apropos of nothing:

Save me from all the trouble and the pain
I know I'm weak but I can't face that girl again
Tell her the reasons why I can't remain
Perhaps she'll understand if you tell it to her plain

Oh, but how can words express the feel of sunlight
In the morning in the hills away from city strife
I need a country woman for my wife
I'm city born but I love the country life

For I can not be part of her "Tailcock-Generation Partner's Waltz,"
Devoid of all romance
The music plays and everyone must dance
I'm bowing out, I need a second chance

Save me from all the trouble and the pain
I know I'm weak but I can't face that girl again
Tell her the reasons why I can't remain
Perhaps she'll understand if you tell it to her plain

And if she asks you why you can tell her that I told you
That I'm tired of Castles in the Air
I've got a dream I want the world to share in; Castle walls
Just leave me to despair