A Glass of wine?

[Jemisa]

A glass of wine




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As someone once said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated thadrink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other spirits)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

[Jemisa]

I knew I should have put this in 'Jokes' although it not really a joke.

jem

[Zhukov]

What is it then?

[grasscarp]

So glad that my lunch in pizza express was half a nice montepulciano!

[Jemisa]

Its important information Zhukov, I think. :o{

[vodkancoke]

It has put me off drinking water....oh well, best crack open a bottle of wine then. It would be rude not to! lol :)

[heathfield]

Didn't I read somewhere that there is still some wine produced by people trampling the grapes with their unwashed feet?