When I go to shops sometimes I tease the assistant like below.
Matalan - "Would sir like to keep the clothes hanger" - "Is it cheaper if I don't take them ?"
Clarkes shoes - "My feet turn up at the front and I was wondering if you sold Dutch clogs ?"
Subway - "Would sir like it 6 inch or 12 inch" - 12 inch please as I don't like to bend it for anyone? (Have had Local shop in stiches with that one, new female assistant)
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