Windows & Seagulls

[Jumbo747]

I cleaned my kitchen window this morning - yes, I know, daft thing to do! Whoever wrote the law about 'clean windows and seagulls' c*** was absolutely correct!

[boxtops]

They don't poo on our windows, not our seagulls - they're having a hard time at the moment, now we'd got recycling bins, they are looking very peeved. I've noticed that we don't have so many hanging around at the moment - good.

[heathfield]

Cars too!

[Jumbo747]

:) Thanks boxtops and heathfield. I suppose it's an occupational hazard of living by the sea!

[carlton23]

I have to park my car in the same place every day, near to a tall lamp post, and can guarantee, a load of you know what is right across the windscreen.

[boxtops]

I used to work near the docks, and the baby seagulls were about - to come out to a car covered in splats of baby-seagull-fish-poo is not a happy experience.

[maclarencat]

Perhaps you should park elsewhere Carlton!

[boxtops]

Indeed, when I parked under a tall lamp post, there would always be a present when I got back. Perhaps Carlton doesn't have any option!

[carlton23]

No, my neighbours and I all have our own parking space, and mine just happens to be under the lampost which is lit all night, and provides a good security light.