Shoes or Boots

[marval]

A psychiatrist was trying to comfort a new patient who was terribly upset.

"You see, Doc," the patient explained, "my problem is that I like shoes much better than I like boots."

"Why, that’s no problem," answered the doctor. "Most people like shoes better than boots."

The patient was thrilled, "That’s great, Doc! How do you like them, fried or scrambled?"

[maggiebee]

Groan....

[JonnyBoy12]

I wonder if he (or she) likes shoe pastry as well?

[Arksided]

Bernard Mathews insisted they were bootiful.