Simple DIY tips

[maggiebee]

You only need 2 tools in life- WD40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will stop you rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

[bednobs]

Why would you need a hammer if your first sentance is true?? :)

[The Builder]

A hammer is classed as "Special Forces", Beds ;o)

[rowanwitch]

Maggie has only got two fingers left after hitting the others with the hammer.... so she can't count to three anymore

[The Builder]

................. or a percussive remedial device............

[rowanwitch]

We call them Clarksons as it appears to be JC's approach to anything mechanical

We do differentiate large clarkson, claw clarkson small clarkson with the bally bit at the end, toffee clarkson etc

[Baldric]

rowan, now you're just being cruel to the bbcs orang-utang

;o))

[vulcan]

The one with a ball on the end is called a ball pein[pronounced pain] so a Clarkson ball pein hammer sounds most satisfactory

[rowanwitch]

*Chortlesplutters*

[Zhukov]

Very apposite,vulcan42! ;-)