4 to 5 inches...

[Jemisa]

While living in Scotland the weatherman said, expect 4 to 5 inches of snow tonight so park on the right side of the road so we can plow the left side. Jock's wife ran out and parked on the right side. The next week the forecast was for another 4 to 5 inches of snow, but this time he said park on the left side. So Jock's wife ran out and parked the car on the left side of the road. The following week he said 6 inches of snow expected park- - - the lights went out and all our power was lost. Jock's wife said, bloody hell! now I don’t know where to park the car. “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage!”
Jock said.

[starone]

hee-hee, loved it.

[missprim]

Have seen this one before Jem and wondered why it was 'Scottish' as I remember thinking at the time it was more of a 'blonde' joke.Still a good joke though.

[wildwood]

Ha ha ha. Good one!

[Jemisa]

mp, I suppose its Scottish because they have more prolific snow falls than we do. (Thats how I heard it) I suppose you could alter it to Austri or Switzerland, Russia if you want. :o))

jem

[vodkancoke]

lol as a Scot, I love it :)

[maggiebee]

Scottish and it always makes me chortle.

[Baldric]

Grroooaaaannnnn!

Lol

;o)

[marval]

I heard it as Russian, still good though.