I Can't Believe I Said This

[mrs_overall]

At the surgery this morning I was talking to my GP and MEANT to say "post-operative". Why on earth did I say "post-coital"?

[mrs_overall]

lol

[smart1]

That's hilarious Mrs O - when I was 14 I was trying to describe a lurex dress, and said durex instead! Awkward moment.

[jomifl]

When I had my hair cut once the young hairdresser asked me if I wanted a ***. I assumed that she meant 'blow dry' but subsequent events made me suspect otherwise...

[jomifl]

When I was a teenager one of my mates thought he had 'durex' gears on his bike instead of 'derailleur'

[mrs_overall]

Blimey Jomifil!

All my hairdressers have been as camp as a row of tents :-(

[Noraq]

^splutter......there goes my coffee!!!!! =)

[horseshoes]

Jomifl I actually asked the hairdresser for a blow *** instead of a blowdry once. I also told someone I was going for an autopsy - I meant biopsy!

[jomifl]

That **** should have been a 'bl0wj0b',

[rowanwitch]

Loads of times when I was a saturday girl in the hairdressers when the new method of styling was really just coming in there would be customers either wanting a B J or telling me don't book me in for one of those BJ thingies I like it done properly,,,

[jomifl]

Noraq.. Try bacteria or microbes instead of orga(ni)sm.

[Noraq]

=)

[rowanwitch]

bugs.....

[jomifl]

protozoa? ....no that could be confused with spermatazoa