Quackers

[peashaq]

A duck goes into a pub and asks for a pint. The barman stands wide-eyed and open-mouthed. The duck says "Would you mind hurrying up please, I'm working on the building site down the road and only get a 20 minute break". The duck gets his pint, finishes it and waddles off. Later, a bloke dressed as a clown comes in, and before the barman can say anything, explains that he's with the circus which is setting up in the local park. The barman tells him about the talking duck and the clown agrees that the duck would be a fantastic attraction at the circus. The barman promises that if he sees the duck again, he'll tell him about the offer from the circus. Next day the duck comes in and the barman tells him that the circus would love to sign him up. The duck says "What would a circus want with a brickie?"

[marval]

HaHa