Funny things kids say

[tinkerbell23]

Your kid said anything funny or embarrasing to someone!???

Inspired by MMs comment on Sherrs thread!!

Ive heard a few crackers xxx

[EcclesCake]

My friend took her younger sister to the shop to get a few bits and pieces.

Little sister kept crying out for blackcurrant, unfortunately she missed out the rra bit. I don't think they finished the shopping.....

[ummmm]

When my son was asked what he'd like to be when he grows up...he had a long think and said 'I'd like to be Jesus Christ'

[tinkerbell23]

Pmsl!!! I must look online for the best kid story i ever heard .... X

[ummmm]

lol

I was at my daughters nativity play with my son when he was 2ish. He said really loudly 'Mum, I can smell brown people'

[tinkerbell23]

Pmsl ummm!!!

This is annoying me- was an aus radio station top 5 funny stories

Something like wee girl was misbehaving in the queue at the bank and people were looking- the mum warned her if she didnt behave she would be punished and the wee girl replies "well....ill just tell gran i saw you kissing daddies willy last night"

The woman said the place went silent LOL!!!!!

[ummmm]

Oh dear....that would be embarrassing..pmsl.

[tinkerbell23]

Ahahahaha Ummm!!!
My pal wee one was acting up
Her gran gave her a carrier bag with some
Clothes in and said rite..you leave no naughty girls in here if you wont apologise!!

Sat her on the front door step and watched out the blinds (warm night, fenced in) ...2m later she went out and said well do you have something to say!?

She goes "no im waitin on a taxi" hahahahahah

[tinkerbell23]

*pasting from other thread for effect *

My friend told me a story about a child who told her that he went down stairs for a drink and his mummy and her pal Jim were "sunbathing naked infront of the fire"

LOL CRACKING cover up id say!!!! X

[micmak]

I could say a bin man as they only work one day a week. He didn't say that, he said I would like to be the man who made a lot of money and died happy

[ELVIS68]

My son walked into the bedroom with the phone to his ear and said " Nan I think they're having sausage and egg"!!!!!

[EcclesCake]

I don't want to take this down a racial route, especially given my first posting. But as I'm simply recounting the innocent behaviour of kids.

I was a toddler travelling into London on the train. In the seat opposite was a black guy. I did the usual child; 'whisper' (AKA shout) to my Mother about the chap sitting opposite us, I had never seen a black person before and was confused. The poor guy had heard my shout/whisper and continued to mesmerise me by showing me the palms of his hands and the tops of his hands. A small child was completely mesmerised by the magic of changing colour hands.

[tinkerbell23]

Kids are so so innocent !!

The same child i know loves the hungry caterpillar book but it was confiscated as she was calling it the hungry p**i killer- totally not knowing what she was saying!!!!!

The man u speak of was probobly amused!

When i was in dominican last may we visited a local outdoor pool and all the little kids were open mouthed starting at us gang of ...well white people!! All gorgeous wee kids just gawping haha- god love their innocence x

[tinkerbell23]

Mum said l was about 8 and my dad and her were trying to have some alone time on holiday....in the loo (classy) as i just wouldnt give them a minute!!!

Till i shouted ..."i know what you are doing in there!!!!!!!" ... Would u laugh or cry haha xx

[jno]

Nothing to do with talking, tinks, but you might like this cute sportsman...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZylUHOLTUFw&feature=youtu.be

[tinkerbell23]

Omg!!! We have an olympi medalist there i think!!! Fantastic!! X

[tinkerbell23]

Exactly what i mean xxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbww-nCVQg&feature=youtube_gdata_player