Who Says Romance Is Dead?

[mrs_overall]

Mr O has given me my Valentines pressie today. It is a guillotine for cutting paper. Do you think the romance has gone lol?

[ChuckFickens]

I think I still have my horses head posing pouch from when I done the full monty.... but that's another story.

[The Builder]

Cool ..............

[ChuckFickens]

Though not everything fitted into that one, the horse looked like it had two Adams apples!

[daffy654]

Arggghhh! Pass the brain bleach... that image is now ingrained in my mind :( lol

[moonraker558]

Mrs O, Do you think he is trying to tell you something?

[DTCwordfan]

What are you giving TTFN, Moonie?

[moonraker558]

A length of bungee rope DT.

[boxtops]

chuck, where's your reindeer outfit?

[moonraker558]

I will be waiting on the bridge with a bat, just like the bat with a ball attached with a bit of elastic every time she comes up i can give it to her.

[moonraker558]

I hope they don't tie the bungee around her ankles or every time she is on way back up I will have to look away.

[DTCwordfan]

And what is she giving you?

[moonraker558]

A brand new cricket bat.

[DTCwordfan]

So a big "Six" session between you both on VDay then .....

[moonraker558]

I expect she will get me out with a foot before wicket.

[DTCwordfan]

I would have thought a couple of no balls heading your way.....

[DTCwordfan]

And a broken stump

[4getmenot]

better than nothing and better to get something you want. My bloke got me some chocs earlier, i said 'thats great when im watching what i eat' he said 'its ok i got you maltesers the lighter chocolates'

[ttfn]

I really do not dare type exactly what I would give Moony ...

[ttfn]

Neither leg would be anywhere, DT, so his bails will come off