Birthday mistake

[marval]

Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol.

He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, 'Use this all over yourself and think of me.'

Unfortunately he put the note on his father's present.

[wildwood]

This has to be well below your usual good standard marval.

[marval]

Sorry Wildwood

[wildwood]

No need to be sorry marval. To be able to rate a joke one has to read the occasional bad one to appreciate the good ones, so you've done us a service, really. (°¿°)